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MilesTones-Saturday Night Special--Latest Video--The Dotted Lines

Woke up this morning thinking about how America is being led by the nose to a sink hole. Then a sudden thawt! On this date, April 10 in 1912 the RMS Titanic set sail on it's maiden voyage from Southhampton, England, with the boast that 'the Titanic could never be sunk.'  Spooky similarity!. Also today, with still some remnants of the flu left, and being declared to no longer pose a threat to the public and considered fit to be released back into society, managed to tape three MVCC Oakley Newcasts. This is the link to one of those taped today, a 5 minute true story about a surfer's bonding with a whale and an unusual answer to prayer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ax24dYaubs
The Dotted Lines

MilesTones Saturday Night Special!

The last Saturday Night Special told of California Atheists who have shelled out thousands of dollars to put up billboard signs in ten locations in Sacramento with the message: "Are you good without God? Millions are." And that's NOT the end of that story. Each sign costs $6,450 a month. Multiply that by 10 and you have a good chunk of change. According to Bill Lindelof of the Sacramento Bee, this is part of a nationwide campaign that began last year and has spread to more than a dozen cities, including Baltimore, Boston, Cincinnati and New York. Then, vandalism struck!

Well, there may be times when vandalism can be legally justified if it can result in saving a soul. At least that is how the Libs would argue the case if they were involved with the event.

Under cover of darkness, someone climbed up the sign in Sacramento and spray-painted TWO WORDS which amplified the real meaning of their message, which now reads: "Are you good without God?  Millions are..also lost."  A big AMEN to that. Right on!

Tidbits Dept: It was bound to happen. Tiger Woods found a new sex partner in the Sexual Addiction Rehab Clinic, according to National Enquirer and verified by others. Is this why China has declared their new year, Year Of The Tiger?

The YMCA (Young Men's Christian Association), a rooming facility and gym, have officially closed the door to sex offenders wanting to check in there. It's about time. Years ago the YMCA was known as, Young Men Carefully Assaulted.

Is It Over? 2009? Really? MilesTones Take

Is It Over? 2009?  Really? MilesTonesTake
By Rev. Austin Miles
 
Today, I finally stuck my head out of the covers to make sure. It is no longer 2009?  Phew!  What a strange year!  A family in New Bedford, Massachusetts returned a library book that they had borrowed and kept for 99 years after the due date. The title? “Facts I Ought to Know about the Government of My Country.” So it was a book about how to understand how our government works. The borrower probably spent the whole 99 years re-reading it and still couldn’t figure out how the government works.  D.C. Congressmen and Senators seem to have the same problem….Much more coming including a notable quip about the Tiger (obviously not made out of) Wood and the quip was made at a Senior Citizen’s Bible Class of all places!
 

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We begin tonight's MilesTones with a story on page A10 in today's East County Times (California), which tells about a homeowner's dilemma. The photo caption says this: "A gate to the Peppertree subdivision is locked. The developer abandoned the project after some moved in. Donna Pringle and her dog, Fiona, play in front of A LOCKED CLUBHOUSE THAT HAS BEEN LOCKED." (!) That's about as definite as you can get. 

Another news classic was published by the Times this past Wednesday (pg.AA2), headlined; "Man Pleads Guilty in Motorcycle Crash Case." The astonishing report states: "A Sausalito man pleaded guilty Tuesday in a drunken motorcycle crash that ejected him and his girlfiend from Orinda onto a San Rafael freeway onramp." How's that again?

Figuring the crash occurred at the city lines, a map was checked which shows that the cities are miles apart. They must have hit pretty hard to fly through the air at that distance and then land on concrete. Bet that hurt! Since they were both sloshed, maybe not.

It took several reads to finally understand that the dutiful reporter was attempting to inform us that the girlfriend was FROM Orinda. It's back to journalism school for those writers at The Times.

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