Let's first look at this. While doing the story about internet Phishing schemes, German TV Anchor Anja Charlet on Public Broadcasting ZDT tried to relay how serious this is even though she got the events twisted as she explained it this way:  "The companies Yahoo and Google have also become victims of the so-called Fisting Attacks."  Next we'll see this sign on a closed office door, "Gone Fisting."  And a recent Planet news advisory warned us of an 'Acorn Hazard." We do have that, except this refers to the over abundant crop of acorns in New England which are falling and bopping joggers on the head, whacking gardeners' backsides and cracking vehicle windshields.  Actually it is a similar problem to the one we know of. It is good that some MilesTones popped up before tackling the hard news of the day, including the awarding of the Nobel Peace Prize.

The announcement today of the Nobel Peace Prize being awarded to Barack Hussein Obama has left even wordsmiths speechless. Tomorrow night, Saturday, The One will host a banquet and be the keynote speaker for the LGBT (lesbian,gay,bisexual,transgender) National Dinner, who will then march the streets of Washington, D.C. on Sunday. The American Humanst Association (AHA) is a backer of the event.

Passionate arguments filled the chambers and hallways of the US Supreme Court yesterday as lawyers clashed with lawyers and judges clashed with each other...all over a little cross that stands in a remote section of The Mojave Desert. The loudest voice heard was the voice of The ACLU.  Sudden Thawt Department:***Two groups especially fear and hate the Cross of Jesus.....Vampires...and...The ACLU.  Can't help but wonder if....could be.  

Since this dispute first started, The ACLU, which is a Communist organization, demanded that until this is settled, the cross must be be covered. And so it came to pass....first with a sack...and then, as it stands currently, covered with plywood so that the dangerous symbol cannot be seen. Which gives a new meaning to 'cross dressing.'

----Obama announced that he may give bailout money for the newspapers of Amerika, which has caused critics to fear that this would give Obama ownership of the media. MilesTones thawt that he already owned them.